My Cat is a War Criminal Wanted for Crimes Against Humanity During the Franco-Prussion War Car Decal

My Cat is a War Criminal Sticker – The Ultimate Cat Meme Decal The My Cat is a War Criminal Sticker is for those who live with a four-legged fugitive, know that every zoomie is a tactical maneuver, and have watched their cat commit unspeakable acts against furniture, ankles, and the Geneva Convention. It’s not just a cat meme sticker—it’s a wanted poster, a historical document, and a warning to the world. 🐱 HE HAS NO REMORSE. NO MERCY. ONLY WAR. 🐱 Some people own cats for companionship. Some people believe their feline is just a sweet, innocent little fluff. But you? You know the truth. Your cat has a past—one that international courts have tried to erase. Slap this high-quality vinyl sticker on your car, laptop, water bottle, or directly onto your cat’s military tribunal paperwork (for legal reasons, don’t) and let the world know: 🐱 Wanted in at least three countries.🔥 Unrepentant. Unstoppable. Unbelievably cute.🚨 Do not approach. He WILL attack. And if someone asks, “Wait… what did y