My Other Car is a Commercial Floor Scrubber

Funny Sticker – “My Other Car is a Commercial Floor Scrubber” The funny sticker that parking lots, breakrooms, and janitorial supply closets have been begging for is finally here. Forget Teslas, monster trucks, and luxury sedans — true status is earned by piloting a massive industrial cleaning machine down a grocery store aisle at three in the morning. Frog Mustard proudly presents: “My Other Car is a Commercial Floor Scrubber.” It’s absurd, it’s industrial, and it’s ready to polish your bumper game until it shines like freshly waxed linoleum. Most funny bumper stickers brag about honor-student kids, political opinions, or local sports teams. Weak. Predictable. This one is different. It says you live in a world where the employee entrance is the VIP lane, your company breakroom is the real club, and OSHA is basically your co-pilot. The message isn’t just a joke — it’s a flex. It makes everyone behind you wonder: is this person serious? Do they commute in a scrubber? Can I draft behind