MOVE Idiot, Daddy Need Toilet

A Funny Bumper Sticker for Bladder-Driven Chaos If you've ever risked a speeding ticket because Taco Bell betrayed you at the worst possible moment, this funny bumper sticker is your new battle flag. "MOVE, IDIOT—DADDY NEED TOILET" isn’t just a cry for help—it’s a declaration of urgency. Of desperation. Of gastrointestinal dominance. This sticker was forged in the fires of traffic gridlock and restroom roulette. It speaks for every driver who's ever white-knuckled the steering wheel while scanning exit signs like their life depended on it—because it did. Slap this beast on your bumper and let the world know: get out of the way or get caught in the splash zone. This bumper sticker is more than comedy—it's survival. Whether you're commuting to work, heading home from questionable sushi, or braving highway traffic after an ill-timed latte, this sticker acts as both a warning and a public service announcement. Drivers will know you're on a mission, and they’ll either laugh or get out of yo