Jesus Regrets Dying For You
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Jesus Regrets Dying For You

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Jesus Regrets Dying for You – Bumper Sticker OR Magnet Introduction: The Bumper Sticker Your Grandma Hopes You Don’t Buy Let’s be honest: if Jesus came back today, he’d probably scroll through your Instagram stories, shake his head, and mutter, “Yeah, this wasn’t worth it.” That’s the energy baked into the “Jesus Regrets Dying for You” Bumper Sticker — a chaotic 8.5" x 2.5" rectangle of vinyl blasphemy that you can slap on your car, fridge, or the church bulletin board if you’re feeling spicy. This isn’t some limp-dollar-store decal. This is Frog Mustard — the brand unafraid to mix theology with tailgates, spirituality with sarcasm. Available as a premium vinyl sticker or an extra-thick 30mil magnet, this bad boy is ready to endure ridicule, weather, and your eternal damnation. Design Concept: WWJD? Not This. This design says what everyone else is too scared to admit: you might not be the shining example of humanity Christ had in mind. It’s bold. It’s irreverent. It’s the type of mess

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