My Body is a Machine That Turns CATS into KISSED CATS
My Body is a Machine That Turns Cats into Kissed Cats Sticker – The Ultimate Cat Bumper Sticker for Feline Fanatics The My Body is a Machine That Turns Cats into Kissed Cats Sticker is for those who live for feline affection, will stop mid-sentence to kiss a cat, and understand that the only way to truly function is to smother every whiskered creature in your path with relentless love. It’s not just a cat bumper sticker—it’s a declaration, a warning, and a scientific fact. 🐱 INPUT: CATS. OUTPUT: ENDLESS KISSES. SYSTEM: FULLY OPERATIONAL. 🐱 Some people have hobbies. Some people spend their free time being productive. But you? You are a highly advanced biological system designed for one sole purpose: kissing as many cats as possible. Slap this high-quality vinyl sticker on your car, laptop, water bottle, or directly onto your cat (for legal reasons, don’t) and let the world know: 🐱 I see a cat, I kiss a cat. It’s that simple.🚗 If you don’t understand, we can’t be friends.💋 Kiss capacity: