Lettuce is a PSYOP

Lettuce Is a Psyop Sticker – The Ultimate Political Sticker for Conspiracy-Ready Minds The Lettuce Is a Psyop Sticker is for those who question everything, especially their vegetables, and refuse to let the deep state manipulate their dietary choices. It’s not just a political sticker—it’s a warning, a manifesto, and a way to subtly let others know that you are fully unplugged from the mainstream salad agenda. 🥬 CONTROL THE GREENS, CONTROL THE PEOPLE. Some people believe in a balanced diet. Some people trust Big Salad. But you? You’ve seen the truth, and you know deep down that lettuce isn’t just a leafy green—it’s a government operation. Slap this high-quality vinyl sticker on your car, laptop, water bottle, or directly onto a head of romaine (for legal reasons, don’t) and let the world know: 🥬 If it’s leafy, it’s suspicious.🚗 Big Lettuce doesn’t want you asking questions.🥬 You can’t spell “Psyop” without “Lettuce.” And if someone asks, “Wait… is lettuce REALLY a psyop?” Just nod, sta