Live Fast, Eat Trash Racoon

Life Fast, Eat Trash Sticker – The Ultimate Raccoon Sticker for Trash Enthusiasts The Life Fast, Eat Trash Sticker is for those who fully embrace the feral energy of a dumpster-diving raccoon, love living on the edge, and know deep down that if something is technically edible, it counts as a meal. It’s not just a raccoon sticker—it’s a lifestyle, a warning, and an unhinged motto for anyone fueled by caffeine and questionable life choices. 🦝 SPEED? MAXIMUM. DIET? QUESTIONABLE. ATTITUDE? UNMATCHED. Some people live responsibly. Some people make sensible choices. But you? You’re just here to move fast, make poor decisions, and dive headfirst into chaos—raccoon style. Slap this high-quality vinyl sticker on your car, laptop, water bottle, or directly onto a trash can (for legal reasons, don’t) and let the world know: 🦝 If it looks good, it’s getting eaten.🚗 If it moves fast, I’m chasing it.🦝 No regrets, only leftovers. And if someone asks, “Wait… are you actually like this?” Just hiss and