Throat Goat Tumbler

🐐 Throat Goat Tumbler – Deep Sips Only Built for hydration. Designed for degradation.Meet the Throat Goat—30oz of double-walled, stainless steel stamina that swallows whatever you give it… and begs for more. This ain’t your mama’s tumbler.This is the gawk gawk 9000 of drinkware. Goat’d features include: 💦 30oz of throat-dominating capacity ❄️ Stays cold longer than your last situationship 🔥 Hotter than your sneaky links 💋 Leak-proof lid (because you’re already a mess) 😈 Handwash only but prefers it dirty 🐐 Custom art of the original Throat Goat—sunglasses, attitude, and absolutely no gag reflex Whether you’re downing iced coffee, cocktails, or consequences—this tumbler doesn’t judge. Warning: Not safe for work. Not safe for church. But absolutely perfect for you.