Here We Fucking Go Again (I Mean, Good Morning) Tea Towel

Some mornings deserve a little profanity. When the rooster crows and your alarm goes off, sometimes “Good morning” just doesn’t cut it. Enter our Here We Fucking Go Again (I Mean, Good Morning) tea towel. It’s a little dose of sarcasm for your countertop that gets it. You’re not angry. You’re just awake. This off-white cotton towel features a bold yellow stripe and a bright sun rising over a very vocal rooster, illustrated in red, pink, light blue, and navy. As it crows into the sky, the real message comes through loud and clear: Here We Fucking Go Again! And to soften the blow (barely), the bottom reads in smaller print, (I Mean, Good Morning.) Drying dishes or silently warning your housemates not to talk to you yet, this towel handles both with flair. It’s all function and attitude wrapped into one unapologetically honest kitchen accessory. Soft, absorbent, and fully prepared to greet the day on your terms.