Fake Poop Soap

LOOKS LIKE CRAP, BUT NOPE! IT’S SOAP! THIS PATENTED DESIGN IS SURE TO CAUSE CONFUSION AND LAUGHS!It’s been said that you can’t polish a turd, but now you wash your hands with a massive dookie. This handcrafted turd soap is terrifically gross whether it’s dry, straight from the ornate gift box or wet and wild at the kitchen sink, its lumpy texture complete with mystery chunks is a dead ringer for the real deal. It’s so funny it’s disturbing.A Poop Prank Gift for EveryoneOur artisanal soap turd smells like vanilla and is completely gender-neutral, so it’s an epic gag gift for any occasion. It’s an awesome unisex gift idea for stocking stuffers, game prizes, white elephant parties, and grab bags. No matter who winds up holding the bag, their going to be in for a crap-load of fun.Easy Safe Prank for All AgesWatch with glee as family and friends feast their eyes on the most realistic fake poop soap ever to grace a bathroom. Imagine the shrieks of horror when your kids walk in on April Fool’