Treptichnus Bandana

Get ready to make a statement with this all-over print bandana featuring the trace fossil Treptichnus. Though it looks like a nice frilly pattern, it is a stylized version of the trace fossils left by priapulid worms as they dug through the sea floor. And since priapulid worms are also sometimes referred to as penis worms for their uncanny resemblance, this is also the most subtle dick joke you'll find anywhere. 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester Fabric weight: 2.95 oz/yd² (100 g/m²) Breathable and moisture-wicking material Lightweight and soft to the touch Double-folded edges Single-sided print Multifunctional UPF50+ protection Fabric is OEKO-TEX 100 standard and Global Recycled Standard (GRS) certified Important sizing information: the smallest bandana size is made for small pets and won’t fit a grown-up. Please choose the medium or large size if you’re ordering for a grown-up. Size guide   LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) S 17 ⅜ 17 ⅜ M 21 ¼ 21 ¼ L 25 ¼ 25 ¼