Vagina Conodontata

Clad your crotch in comfy conodont teeth that say "I have a secret, and you don't want to know what it is." These teeth look dainty and delicate until they are put together inside the mouth of Archeognathus, a large conodont found in the United States. Spend your day in comfort in this ultra-comfortable fabric, knowing that in the depths Archeognathus is lurking, its dark eyes and 6 blade-like teeth just waiting to strike. .: 100% Polyester, 80% conodont elements, 100% upskirt protection.: Extra light fabric (2.2 oz/yd² (74.6 g/m²)).: Regular fit     XS S M L XL 2XL Hips Width (half), in 11.93 12.60 13.31 13.98 14.69 15.35 Sideseam Length, in 2.36 2.36 2.56 2.76 2.95 3.15 Height, in 8.07 8.46 8.94 9.53 10.04 10.51