Wario Shirt

This isn’t the Wario you raced with as a kid — this is the Wario you run into at a leather bar at 1:45am, drink in hand, chest hair out, ready to cause problems on purpose. He’s rocking a full harness, a bulging pouch situation, and the kind of cocky, chaotic expression that says he’s absolutely the villain… but somehow still the fan favorite. It’s gay bear culture meets retro gaming disaster energy, wrapped up in one beautifully unhinged daddy-bodied icon. If you love queer humor, leather culture, parody art, or just the pure joy of ruining childhood nostalgia in the funniest way possible, this shirt is your new go-to. Wear it anywhere you want to get double-takes, belly laughs, and immediate respect from the kinky gays. 4.5 oz., 100% ring-spun usa cotton (unless otherwise noted) Reactive-dyed for longer lasting color Pre-washed to minimize shrinkage Tubular construction Ribbed crew neck Taped neck and shoulders to provide durability Double needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hem