Crappy Holidays! Holiday Cards

  You: Oh boy! Christmas time is here, I can't wait to get together and do all sortsa holiday crap with people! DING DONG!  You: Is that the doorbell I hear? Why, it is! I'll bet it's a merry mess of carolers, coming to slather me in song! DOOR IS OPENED 2020: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! You: Who are you and why are you laughing? 2020: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You: Look, if you're just going to stand there and laugh, I'm going to close the door. I just woke up from a 11.5 month coma, so I've really got a lot of things to do and catch up on, like reading this giant stack of newspapers. See look here, a fresh one is right on top! Let's both read the front page together, shall we? 2020: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! These 4" x 6" heavyweight postcards are offset printed on recycled 16pt heavy cover stock with an "velvety" soft touch matte coating that makes it feel like a curtain in a strip club!  Purchase these cards in packs of 6, 12, or 21!