Murder Mittens Death Metal Cat Unisex T-Shirt

The modern house cat is a refined killing machine. It's body is has been honed in the crucible of thousands of years of evolution to be the perfect instrument of death. Their retractable claws are razor sharp and always ready to tear into the flesh of those unfortunate enough to become the object of the feline's hunger. Their legs are full of strong muscles akin to taught springs, waiting to release the coiled tension at a moment's notice to propel the furry hunter forward to catch it's hapless prey. In short, even the most "cuddly" looking cat is a dark and murderous fiend who would not pause at the thought of eating YOU if so much as one meal is missed. The Murder Mittens Death Metal Cat Unisex T-Shirt design is great for men, women, and non-binary pals who love cats and death metal. It features an original illustration of a threatening black cat with sharp claws, surrounded by cat scratches and the words "Murder Mittens" in a red font reminiscent to so many death metal band logos (a