"Rhubarb & Custard"

"Ah! Boiled sweets (that’s candy, for those of you from the other side of The Pond)!  Shelves with jars full of colorful, eye-catching, hard-boiled balls of sugar that keep children quiet and dentists in work.  Among our sugary favorites are rhubarb and custards, a peculiarly British flavor combination, and very bold color medley, that for some unfathomable reason seems to have failed to capture the rest of the world’s imagination.  We expect that this pair of Rhubarb and Custard polka dot SOXKS will reignite memories of childhood trips to the local sweet shop or, worryingly, bring back nightmarish visions of Mr. Blobby.  Either way, we assure you that no dentists will profit from these SOXKS."