I Try Not To Laugh At My Own Jokes But We All Know I'm Hilarious Throw Pillow Cover

I TRY NOT TO LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES BUT WE ALL KNOW I'M HILARIOUS THROW PILLOW COVER Have you ever wished your throw pillows were softer or more comfortable to lay on? Have you ever woken up with allergies, tangled hair or wrinkles in your skin?  Then check out our new hypoallergenic, static and wrinkle-free throw pillow covers. They are specially hand-made to be warm, smooth and silky on the front while being cool, soft and fuzzy on the back. We understand how much you care for your body which is why we made the front of our pillow covers from our anti-static, non-absorbent satin material. This keeps your hair from getting tangled and your skin from getting wrinkled.  It also keeps all dog and cat hair from collecting on the pillow while repelling all dust and debris. It also helps prevent all allergies and allergic reactions from occurring as well. As for the back of our pillow covers, we use our own patented design. We call it our “Pillow Envelope Seal.” This does away with all sha