RADtec 96" Real Flame Natural Gas Patio Heater - Antique Bronze Finish (40,000 BTU)

Presenting RADtec's 96" Real Flame Natural Gas Patio Heater: It's Hotter than Your Ex's New 'Soulmate'! 🔥🗼 Hold onto your marshmallows, folks! If you're looking to turn your backyard into a VIP lounge but worried it's colder than your mother-in-law's heart, we’ve got a RAD solution. Enter the RADtec 96" Real Flame Natural Gas Patio Heater. Yes, you heard that right. Ninety-six inches of 'take THAT, winter!' Hot takes on this RADtec Patio Heater tall drink of warmth: Heater or NBA Player? This patio heater is 96 inches of pure, undiluted, heating brilliance. It could practically dunk... warmth. And it never misses a shot. Natural Gas, Big Sass: Environmentally friendly and super toasty? You bet your perfectly heated tushie. Tower of Power: Forget the Eiffel. Forget Big Ben. This is the tower you want. And this one doesn’t come with tourists taking annoying selfies. Flame So Real, It's Surreal: Your guests will rub their eyes, pinch themselves, maybe even slap their faces (disc