Jitter Juice Junkie T-Shirt

If your bloodstream is 90% caffeine and hands shake like a leaf in a hurricane, congratulations-you're a certified Jitter Juice Junkie. This retro-inspired tee is perfect for those who treat coffee like a personality trait and refuse to acknowledge mornings without a strong dose of liquid motivation. Whether you're on your third cup or contemplating a fourth, this shirt lets the world know you run on pure, unfiltered energy. Sip up, shake on, and embrace the buzz.