Snake Oil - Ground

Are you feeling less than you used to? No pep in your step? Sometimes you need a little something extra to get you going. Something to rouse your spirits and stimulate your humours. Sometimes, you need a magic elixir that will cure your woes and sooth your ailments. Ladies and gentlemen, for this very purpose we present to you our one of a kind, potent, proprietary, premium-roasted Snake Oil! From the mysterious fields of Ethiopia comes this bean, both wicked and marvelous in its effects. Roasted to an enchanting darkness by a sacred fire within the belly of a mystical beast! Step right up and try your first cup, and prepare to be flabbergasted by the flavors!