Keep Your Fucking Shit Together kit

This line from the first episode of Hulu's adaptation of The Handmaid's Tale fits just about every situation these days.  Each Subversive Cross Stitch deluxe kit contains: Full color pattern Instructions DMC six-strand cotton floss Material (14-count silver-grade white Charles Craft, professionally die-cut with zig-zag edges to prevent messy fraying) Two needles and a hoop. When you're done stitching, you can turn your piece into a pillow or tote bag panel, or frame it to display proudly. (Gold frame not included.) Design area size on 14-count material: 4.36" x 6.21" "What makes Subversive Cross Stitch so amusing is that Jackson doesn’t shun the traditional bunnies, birds, hearts and flowers our grandmothers used to stitch. And nestled amid a garland of pink lilies, the word ‘fuck’ has never looked more polite and genteel." Bust Magazine