The Holy American Grail

ATTENTION ALL BUYERS!!!   WE WILL BE GONE FROM JANUARY 13TH 2015 TO JANUARY 23RD 2015 AND THERE WILL BE NO SHIPPING UNTIL WE ARE ALL BACK. DO NOT THINK WE FORGOT YOU,WE DIDN'T,WE ARE ON INVESTIGATION. THIS INVESTIGATION IS OUT OF THE COUNTRY AND ONE PART IN FLORIDA. SOME OF THE AREAS ARE UNDERGROUND AND THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO RECEPTION TO BE HAD!! IF YOU CAN'T WAIT FOR SHIPPING THEN DO NOT ORDER! America is one of the most influential countries in all of history.  You can argue this fact, but there is no refuting that America is very influential in the international community.  They start wars, they oust leaders, the invade pop culture.  In fact, most of the world knows how to speak English, if only broken English at best.  It is just proof of the fact that what I'm about to tell you is the truth.  America is ruled by an elite society that wants nothing more than to rule the entire world.  I cannot tell you why they want to rule the entire world, I can only tell you that it is true