Sexual Vampire for Those Stir-Crazy Days (And He Grants Magic, Too!)

3-17-20 I'm sitting here thinking, well we haven't had one of these in a while, so this should be a treat!  The vampire doesn't have a sexual preference and will show up just as quick for a woman or a man or anybody who doesn't quite know what they are yet. The master conjurer has created this piece and it holds the presence of a very active, sexual vampire. His name is Gustav and he is of German descent. He appears in spirit form either while meditating or in your dreams. He is stacked like a brick shithouse and has crystal blue eyes. His blonde locks ate pulled back into a ponytail. He will speak whatever language you need him, but if he is speaking English he has a very thick accent, which is insanely sexy will most likely turn you on.This is the perfect piece for social distancing because he is in spirit form and will come to you in spirit form. He will take you by the hand and lead you to the astral promised lands where you will be able to experience all of him as he gives you ast