Sumerian Stargate

This piece is for all of those people out there that still can't get over the fact that "Dubya went to war to finish the oil war that his daddy started." The fact of the matter is that yes, George W. Bush did go to war to finish what George H. W. Bush started. However, it just so happened that he was the president that finalized the deal. Clinton worked on it in secret. Reagan worked on it in secret before that. In fact, there are still troops in Iraq to this day all for the same reason. I can assure you it has nothing to do with oil or weapons of mass destruction for that matter. In ancient times, the Sumerians were visited by aliens that became their gods. If you've been a customer of ours long enough, you already know this. What you didn't know is that among the gifts that were given to the ancient Sumerians was something called the Stargate. The Stargate is a portal through which you can travel anywhere in the universe. It was given to the humans by the Annunaki as a way for humank