Lady Lotion

Hormones acting up? Time to fight back—with a jar of botanical badassery. If your body’s throwing a hormonal rave and forgot to invite you, this cream’s your VIP pass to peace. Designed with women of a certain age in mind (you know who you are), our Lady Lotion isn’t here to whisper sweet nothings—it’s here to throw hands at hot flashes, mood swings, and those “why am I crying at dog food commercials?” moments. Plant Magic Inside:We didn’t stop at Wild Yam (though she’s a queen). We spiked this potion with Black Cohosh and Vitex—the herbal holy trinity of menopausal and peri-menopausal support. Smooth it on and tell your hormones: "I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed. And also moisturized." What’s in it?(Real) Ingredients: organic Rose hydrosol (smells like you bathed in a garden), organic extra virgin Olive oil (smooth moves only), raw fair trade Shea butter, vegan emulsifying wax (no animals harmed, no weird vibes), organic Wild Yam, Black Cohosh & Vitex (hormonal harmony squad),