Mach Gs: Cheesy Flight Attendant

GOODR + AVIATORS = MACH Gs Orange you glad you found these Mach G sunglasses?! They're aviator frames. But that doesn't qualify YOU to fly the plane!!! This is Colby, your Cheesy Flight Attendant. Get it? Colby Jack?!?! That was a thinker. Psst! Everybody on staff knows you like to get high. In the air. By booking a plane ticket!!! These sunnies won't slip or bounce while we crash into a mountain. Kidding, kidding! Laugh a little, will ya?!?! Life is short. Really short, considering how drunk the pilot is right now. J/K! J/K! Geez!!!! Non-Reflective Lenses For Regular or Wider Heads Best Suited for Reaching New Heights Made For: Running Great For: Beasting & Biking