Existential Kitty Catnip Toy

Existential Kitty Catnip Toy

$9.99
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Why chase the mouse? Why swat the string? Why... do I kill? This philosophical feline toy is perfect for the cat who stares into mirrors, ponders the void, and then absolutely wrecks the toy anyway. Featuring a screen-printed design of a cat mid-crisis—asking life’s big questions between epic zoomies. Made from 100% cotton and filled with premium organic catnip grown in the USA. Promotes healthy play, exercise, and moments of profound (and hilarious) introspection. For cats who overthink, then overthrow.

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