The Happy Squonk Women's Tee
Meet the most miserable creature in Pennsylvania folklore — finally at peace. The Happy Squonk Tee brings to life the legendary Squonk, a wrinkly, self-conscious cryptid known to dissolve into tears at the slightest attention. But not today. Because today, the Squonk has a hammock. This limited-edition design features a joyful Squonk relaxing in a forest hammock, surrounded by towering trees and framed by the phrase:"A Little Weird. A Little Wonderful. 100% Forest Ready." Printed in a vintage, one-color woodcut style on the front of a soft, breathable tee, this shirt is built for the trail, campfire, or couch. The Hemlock Mountain Outdoors logo is proudly placed on the right sleeve as a nod to handcrafted gear and deep-woods legend. Why the Squonk is smiling: For a creature that usually melts into a puddle of sorrow, there’s only one known cure — the perfect hammock. Suspended just above the forest floor, safe from judgment and twigs alike, the Squonk has finally found happines