Making Christmas Great Again "Honey Crusted Roasted Pistachio, Almond Cream" Limited Holiday 2oz Beard Oil

This is a Pre-Order for Mid December. In a whimsical, totally fictional holiday tale, Donald Trump swoops into Christmas Town as the Grinch—hair as bright as tinsel, suit as red as a tree skirt—declaring he alone can make Christmas “bigger, better, and more luxurious than ever.” He grumbles about elves “not appreciating his tremendous toy-making expertise,” tries to rebrand the North Pole as “Trump Pole,” and attempts to negotiate with the reindeer like they’re contestants on a reality show. But, of course, in true Grinch fashion, his heart grows three sizes when he hears the joyful caroling below, and by Christmas morning he’s handing out gifts, posing for selfies, and insisting he always loved Christmas “more than anyone, believe me.” SCENT NOTES: Roasted Pistachio, Honey, Almond Cream, Coconut, Shortbread, Vanilla, Musk Key Benefits ALL NATURAL BASE OILS NON GREASY EASY TO USE RELIEVES DRY SKIN LOCKS IN MOISTURE FOR SKIN AND BEARD STOPS BEARD DANDRUFF KILLS THE BEARD ITCH PROMOT