Eat the Rich Retro Vampire Patch
Slap this bad boy on your battle vest and watch billionaires squirm. The flame-stitched "EAT THE RICH" takes on a different meaning when it's embroidered with actual bite marks. Perfect for anyone who thinks guillotines are vintage chic and Marx had the right idea about dinner parties. ⚡ PRODUCT DETAILS ⚡ 3x3" embroidered design with vampire fangs detail Premium twill fabric (26% cotton, 74% polyester) for durability Iron-on backing for easy application to most fabrics Fade-resistant colors maintain vibrancy through washing 🔥 APPLICATION INSTRUCTIONS 🔥 Heat the iron to the fabric's maximum temperature (no steam) Place a thin cloth or parchment paper over the patch Press firmly for 25 seconds on each side Allow to cool, then check edges, repeat if needed For permanent attachment, hand-stitch around edges Full adhesion achieved in 48 hours