Eat the Rich Unisex Tee

Attention all nocturnal activists and daywalking rebels! Prepare to sink your teeth into the juiciest, most deliciously subversive tee this side of the bourgeoisie buffet. Our "Eat the Rich" shirt isn't just clothing - it's a full-course meal of anti-capitalist sentiment with a side of gothic glamour.  Picture this: a jet-black canvas as dark as the souls of corporate fat cats, emblazoned with a design that screams "I came to party and redistribute wealth, and I'm all out of party." Two fierce purple vampire mouths, fangs gleaming like the hopes of the proletariat, frame a trippy orange spiral that's hypnotic enough to entrance even the most hardened Wall Street wolf. Splattered around this mouth-watering masterpiece? Blood-red dots, because nothing says "eat the rich" quite like a little culinary carnage. But wait, there's more! This isn't just any old tee - it's a unisex wonder available in sizes small to 3XL, because revolution comes in all shapes and sizes. The classic fit and crew