Skeleton Birthday Card
Forget those snooze-fest birthday cards with puppies and kittens - our "Skeletal Surprise" greeting is here to rattle your bones and tickle your funny bone all at once. It's the perfect way to say "Happy Boné-day" to all your favorite weirdos who think cobwebs are just free party decorations. Center stage, we've got the star of our macabre show - a skeleton hand that's clearly been hitting the calcium supplements. This bony beauty is rendered in shades of purple and green that would make the Crypt Keeper jealous. It's reaching up from the bottom of the card like it's trying to claw its way out of the grave and into the party. Talk about fashionably late! This 5"x7" masterpiece of mirth and macabre comes in your choice of matte or silk finish, because we know you like options almost as much as you like confusing your relatives. It's perfect for the friend who celebrates their "deathday" instead of their birthday, or the coworker who keeps a skull on their desk "for inspiration." Inside,