Unisex Trashy Possum Christmas Jumper

Move over, reindeer – there's a new Christmas critter in town, and it's not afraid to get its paws dirty! Our "Trashy Little Christmas" sweatshirt is the unholy union of punk rock and holiday cheer, with a dash of dumpster diving for good measure. 🧵 Crew neck design – perfect for showing off your trash panda tattoos 🌙 Self-fabric 1/2 moon neck patch – because even garbage connoisseurs appreciate the finer things 🚻 Unisex sizing – trash knows no gender 🎨 Four gloriously grimy shades: "Dumpster Dive Blue," "Garbage Truck Green," "Trash Fire Red," and "Alley Cat Black" 🧺 Care instructions: Wash cold, dry low, iron low, skip bleach and dry cleaning (we keep it simple, like our taste in cuisine) Want to turn your family's White Elephant party into a Trash Panda Takeover? This sweatshirt is your VIP pass to the naughty list. Gift it to your favorite nocturnal nomad, that friend who thinks "All I Want for Christmas" is a cover by The Ramones, or anyone who believes in keeping the "trash" in