Bug-A-Salt

Introducing the BUG-A-SALT WIDOW MAKER 3.5, our most threatening model yet.  Comes fully loaded with BUG-BEAM laser sight, Front Grip Cocking Handle, Detachable Stock, & Adjustable Strap! Not suitable for carpenter bees! You must upgrade to our CO2-powered SHRED-ER. The BUG-A-SALT 3.0 is specifically tailored to the needs of the more serious fly hunter. Custom improvements such as Cross-Bolt Safety, trigger redesign, and Patridge Sight (not to be confused with the bird; the sight is named after the famous rifleman Patridge) are guaranteed to turn grown men into little kids again. Join over 6 million humans on planet Earth and turn annoyance into fun! Non-toxic and no batteries required.