I Pretend Coffee Helps... But I'm Still a Bitch Sticker

☕ I Pretend Coffee Helps... But I'm Still a Bitch | Sarcastic Coffee Vinyl Sticker 2.5x2.5in Some people drink coffee and become sunshine.You drink coffee… and stay exactly the same — and we love that for you. 😎 This “I Pretend Coffee Helps... But I’m Still a Bitch” sticker is made for the sass queens, sarcasm lovers, and caffeine junkies who aren't here to fake it. Whether it's Monday or just your personality, this sticker gets the message across — no espresso required. Stick it on your laptop, tumbler, travel mug, planner, or cubicle wall and let it serve as a public service announcement. ✨ Product Details-High-quality water-resistant glossy vinyl-Die cut on premium vinyl sticker paper + laminated for added durability and shine-Not intended for long-term water exposure     -Do not place in dishwasher or washing machine     -If wet, gently pat dry to preserve design-Designed for use on smooth, dry, non-porous surfaces-Great for laptops, water bottles, mirrors, notebooks, tack trunks,