SOCIAL ANXIETY COCKTAIL NAPKINS

Love notes between frenemies. When gussied up and buzzing, besties can say the most impertinent things. A bit untoward, even mildly vicious, these napkins do the talking while the friendship keeps on walking.  White Claw anyone? SPECS FOR THOSE WHO CAN NO LONGER READ NUMBERS AS WORDS: 3-ply white paper napkins 24 per box, 6 of each of 4 quips 5” by 5” edged on two sides with ridges that mimic those on a quarter, hence “coined” printed in lustrous metallic foil in the patented hand-writing of the QuipNaps creator COLLECTION INCLUDES:  I think I just saw your ghost. You have spinach in your teeth. You should have worn the SPANX. The divorce isn’t final yet.