Bite Me Distressed Dad Hat – For Anglers, Sass Queens & Salty Legends

Tell the world exactly how you feel—without saying a word. Our “Bite Me” distressed baseball cap is the perfect blend of sarcastic charm, fishing humor, and vintage badassery. Whether you’re casting lines or just throwing shade, this hat’s got your attitude covered. Made from soft, 100% cotton twill and perfectly worn-in from day one, it’s like your favorite old cap—but sassier. The bold hook-and-line design hooks attention wherever you go, whether you're boat-side, beer-in-hand, or avoiding people at the grocery store. This cap is unstructured, low-profile, and ridiculously comfortable, just like your sense of responsibility on weekends. Adjustable strap? Check. Eyelets to let your opinions breathe? Double check. 🎣 Great For: Fishing fanatics with feelings Salty beach days Sarcastic gift-giving Avoiding conversations Everyday sass with shade protection 📦 Product Features: 100% cotton twill with that “already broken in” feel Unstructured 6-panel design for maximum ch