TITSOAK

TITSOAK: This is the Sword of a Killer Enter the twilight of irony and obsession with TITSOAK, the Sword of a Killer. This gloriously unhinged hair sword is an unapologetic tribute to the Twilight fandom’s most sacred underground temple, the Sewer. Whether you're a child of the early 2000s, a disciple of Twilight Shitposting, or just someone who appreciates rats, drama, and immortal sparkle boys, this piece speaks your language in blood-red glitter and unapologetic fandom pride. The hilt is gripped by a rat with vampire fangs, symbol of the Sewer’s chaotic majesty. Tiny etched stars shimmer around the rat like Edward in sunlight, a celestial mockery of sparkle culture. Below, a second set of fangs is carved into the hilt itself, resting just above a rising sun etched beneath them, a quiet reference to Breaking Dawn. The pommel features the unmistakable silhouette of a Volturi hat, complete with a sly apple, that forbidden fruit of teenage angst and eternal love triangles. Carved down t