Romance Is Dead Crop

Some of us just aren’t looking for the G rated fairytale. We want someone whose demons play well with ours. That Morticia and Gomez kind of love. Any woman worth her salt knows that kind of man isn't looking for a fucking hallmark card. Hold the door for him, but slap his ass as he walks through it. Forget the played out gifts and get him something tasteful, like a pair of handcuffs, or Misfits tickets. Romance is fucking dead. Fitted style Micro Crop (Size up if you prefer more coverage)  Printed in America on imported fabrics