Funny Office Romance Card – “I Need You Like a Stapler” Parody – Love & Laughter Greeting for Work Crush or Valentine

PLEASE READ TO AVOID ANY CONFUSIONTHE CARD WILL NOT PRINT WITH WATERMARK!CUSTOMIZE IS FOR TEXT ONLY…— A B O U T T H E C A R D —📝 Description:“I need you like Milton needs his stapler.”This over-the-top caricature card is a love note for office flirts, awkward romantics, or anyone who understands the emotional weight of stationery. Featuring a wild-eyed employee clinging to a red stapler like it’s their soulmate, it’s perfect for work crushes, Valentine’s Day, or just reminding someone they’re irreplaceable (even if you’ve hidden their supplies).→ STANDARD: Blank inside→ CUSTOM IN: Your custom message on the inside→ CUSTOM OUT: Your custom message on the outside; blank inside→ CUSTOM OUT & IN: Your custom message on both the outside and inside→ BACK OF CARD:– Top: Image of the card front with social media icons and shop websites (small)– Bottom: Jaydn Baby LLC logo with “made in Fort Worth, TX” underneath (small)→ A2 size: 4.25 x 5.5 inches or A7 size: 5 1/8 x 7 inches→ Printed on h