Patience 14.5oz

⚠️ Official Morning Disclaimer Ahead! Introducing the 14.5oz ceramic mug that's basically your "Do Not Disturb" sign until caffeination! Because everyone needs to know that your patience is like your coffee - currently brewing and not yet available for public consumption. Features for the Not-Yet-Caffeinated Double-sided design (warning visible from all angles) Microwave safe (for when patience needs a refill) Dishwasher safe (because who has the patience to hand wash?) 14.5oz capacity (enough coffee to activate patience mode) Durable ceramic construction (survives pre-coffee handling) Perfect for Morning meetings (that could've been emails) Early school drop-offs Before-coffee conversations Patience loading... please wait Warning: Does not actually generate patience, but effectively communicates your current operating status! Pairs perfectly with your morning death stare and that "don't talk to me yet" energy! Details Wrapped Up: 14.5oz  | 4" (top diameter) x 3.5" (height)x 3" (b