Hair & Body Bundle
Shower without shame. The complete care arsenal for men who refuse to apologize for existing. This isn't just a bundle—it's a complete rejection of everything wrong with modern "masculinity." While other companies tell you to be ashamed of being a man, we're here to help you embrace your inner abominable beast. Your Shower Ritual Upgrade: Charcoal Body Wash with Pomegranate & Eucalyptus (16oz) – Deep-cleansing charcoal that strips away the day's battles and progressive bull$#!&. While other brands lecture you about toxic masculinity, we're busy making you smell like the legend you are. Shampoo with Tea Tree, Argan Oil, & Peppermint (16oz) – Clean hair for men who don't have pronouns in their bio. Invigorating peppermint that wakes you up faster than reading the latest cultural insanity on social media. Conditioner with Tea Tree, Argan Oil, & Peppermint (16oz) – Soft hair, hard principles. Conditions your mane without conditioning you to apologize for existing.