The Enabler - Back Scratcher

 If I had unlimited amounts of money, I'd hire several full time chefs, a butler and a full cleaning staff to follow me around and pick up my doughnut crumbs.  However, I would also hire a full time back-scratcher. Of course, I'd make sure her hands and nails were insured and she'd get weekly manicures; I'm not a savage. I was talking to a man of the cloth one time about marriage and he said, "All a wife has to do is not nag her husband and give him an occasional back scratch.  These two things would prevent most divorces."  2 in 1 back scratcher and massager Foldable 15" long; 7.5" when folded 1 claw and 2 different massage options Tool fits easily into gym bag, glove compartment or desk Snaps securely in place to prevent bending during use