PRIME HUNGERS T-Shirt

? Hot Dog-Based Lifeform Attacks! ? Straight from the cargo hold of a derelict space station, this shirt depicts our lone heroine’s encounter with the enigmatic Slydog (a hot dog-based lifeform of questionable origin and mystery meat malice) flanked by two ever-hungry McTroids. Inspired by those sketchy early-2000s tees sold out of mall kiosks, the fit is probably bad but, fortunately, it’s comfortable enough to survive a long mission. Specs: Fabric: Medium-weight cotton that’s seen better days (soft where it counts). Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) and preshrunk.  Print: DTG-printed-ish, with some smudges. Not the best resolution. Fit: Boxy, borderline oversized... if you want a clean fit, size down. Origins: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US. Care: Wash cold, tumble low, or just hang on the fence behind the van. Artist: @TheMarcotto Legal-ish Note: This is a completely unofficial, fan-made artifact. Not affiliated with any major galactic en