Small Richard Shirt

"Introducing the 'Sorry About Your Small Dick' shirt, complete with a pocket-sized tape measure graphic for those 'measuring-up' moments we all dread. This tee is more than a shirt; it's a public service announcement. Say goodbye to long, awkward conversations and hello to instant, albeit uncomfortable, honesty. Wear it to bars, blind dates, or anywhere you want to be the elephant in the room—while commenting on the peanuts."#MeasureUpOrMoveOn #TinyTruthTees #SorryNotSorryShirt #PocketSizedRealityCheck #InchesMatterMerch