Demotivational Pens

Demotivational Office Pens - Funny Workplace Humor Gifts Unlike our famous endless musical cards, these pens keep it simple - they're just really honest pens with sayings that capture the soul-crushing reality of modern office life. No glitter explosions, no endless sounds, just quality writing instruments that happen to tell the uncomfortable truth about workplace expectations. Brutally Honest Workplace Sayings Each pen features demotivational quotes that capture the reality of office life: "You can be replaced" - The ultimate workplace truth that keeps everyone grounded and humble "It will probably get worse" - Perfect pessimistic wisdom for those overly optimistic Monday morning meetings "Failure is always an option" - A refreshing alternative to toxic positivity and unrealistic workplace expectations "You're going to f*ck it up at some point" - Honest acknowledgment that everyone makes mistakes eventually "Dream big. Then settle" - The most realistic career advice you'll ever rec