Coffee makes me poop what's your superpower?

Some people have x-ray vision. Others can fly. But let’s be real—coffee’s greatest power is its ability to keep things moving. ☕💨 If caffeine gives you superhero-level energy (and a sudden urge to find the nearest bathroom), this card is for you! Perfect for coffee lovers, best friends, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh with their morning brew. DETAILS:- Size A2 Standard Size Greeting Card- Measures 4.25" x 5.5" (folded) and comes with a kraft envelope.- Inside of greeting card is blank for your own personal message SHIPPING shipping is free! orders are processed SAME next business day we ship USPS- 5 cards and under will ship first class with a stamp-no tracking 6 cards and up will ship first class mail with tracking if you want tracking for under 5 cards, there are options to upgrade at checkout to first class mail with tracking or priority mail USPS can be slow at times so shipping can take anywhere from 2-12 days to arrive. We are located in Lake Mills, WI.