Abide (The Dude) - Freaker USA

I'm the Dude, so that's what you call me. “That rug really tied the room together” Hello, I’m a FREAKER! There’s elastic knit throughout my BEAUTIFUL body, giving me the ability to stretch and fit BEER, SPORTS, WATER & WINE containers! I protect your hands from icy-sweaty beverages, keep your drinks COLD and you looking snazzy! Goodbye soggy napkins, moist Handshakes, and table & cup holder puddles that drip on you every time you take a freakin drink! ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Once upon a time a multi-tasking shopkeeper was half paying attention to a pod-cast about a product launch.  Slowly the other tasks got left by the wayside as the shopkeeper got drawn in to this wild and wonderful tale.  The story goes that this company did pretty much everything every business "expert" says not to do.  ;)  That means either they're brilliant (very possible) or they have a REALLY good product.  Made in North Carolina (that means it's made right here in the USA from all USA sourced materials!) thes