Holiday Gift Bundle for Dads

The bundle includes Toilet Timer for Dads, When Dad Goes Poo Bathroom Book & Greeting Card. Get him the gift you know he desperately needs... That oughta help him get the hint! WHAT IS A POO-CRASTINATOR? noun, poo·cras·ti·na·tor.  [poo-KRAS-tuh-nay-der] A person who sits on the toilet scrolling on their phone long after they have done their business.  One who lingers long in the loo, often until their legs fall asleep. Someone who does not know the meaning of "Poop or get off the pot." Go check your bathroom. There may be a poo-crastinator in there right now.  THE BOOK: Is there a dad in your life who is guilty of lingering long in the loo? This book is for him. Short, whimsical poems will motivate that man to do his "duty" and move on. Each page has a different euphemism to describe his favorite activity. "When he's on the can he's in a time trap. Mom could use help but he's taking a _____!" "Could he take out the trash? Or feed our poor dog? Or is he too busy to pinch