Leisure Suit Plaid Men's Costume
Sleazy Salesman DialogueYou know the trope of the sleazy car salesman? They're the characters that are ready to sell you a lemon and call it lemonade. That's no one we'd want to run into in real life. But in a way, that makes it a great costume to wear for Halloween! You can just turn up the sleaze once the 31st rolls around. It's not often you get to say cheesy stuff like, "Anyone who hesitates is lost" or "She's a beaut" or "Am I right or am I right". Just be sure you stride around with confidence. Slide those thumbs over your waistband, slip a new piece of gum into your mouth and you'll be able to sell anything. Sure, maybe folks are buying that 1972 Mercury just so you get off their back but you still made a sale. Get ready to step out onto the sales floor in this eye-watering yellow plaid suit. Product DetailsThis yellow plaid suit has a ridiculous wide collar. The front pockets are perfect for whipping out your business card with a wink. The jacket buttons up the front while the